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The OT: Nash Comments Back At Phil Jackson thread refers to the gamesmanship going on between Phil Jackson and Steve Nash prior the Western Conference Finals.

Phil Jackson did the same thing in the series against Oklahoma City, questioning whether Kevin Durant gets more than his share of calls. It’s a great ploy, it gets into the head of the referees, and more importantly it gets the player wondering. That’s what you want from your opposition,  you want them thinking about something else beside what they are trying to do. Bill Russell was  master at it.

Steve Nash does carry the ball at times, but as many posters point out, so do lots of established superstars, and Nash knows it. Nash is getting plenty of bravos in the thread for hitting back that Jackson is not the best coach in the league, but really, that’s going to have zero effect on Phil Jackson. It’s not like he’s going to change his style, it was too generic a criticism. Now, if he’d said something about Jackson being unable to control Kobe Bryant, allowing his selfish ways to often destroy the team chemistry, now that might have had an effect.

The best example of gamesmanship I ever saw was before a soccer game between England and Scotland, when the English manager said that Gordon Strachan was unstoppable, and could singlehandedly beat England if he set his mind to it with his ability to beat multiple players off the dribble. So, what happened? Strachan spent the entire game trying to beat multiple players off the dribble, and lost the game.

Coach Gentry and player Stoudamire indicated that they won’t be suckered into Jackson’s psychological games, but Gentry then went on to retort anyway. "We spent the day ducking elbows on post-ups, to see if we could duck elbows on post-ups. So it all works out, it all works out."

But these are all just words so far. The proof of the pudding will come Monday night when we see a) if it affects Nash’s play (turnovers would be a good indication, ineffectiveness to penetrate might be another) b) if it affects the refs calls (I doubt it will) c) how Nash reacts if he does get called for carrying.

Of course, the ultimate proof is who wins the series. I like the Suns, but it’s going to be really tough. In the other series, for the second time in a row, I’m rooting for KG and the Celtics for the simple reason I think LeBron is a bitch, and the sooner everyone realizes he’s more interested in propping up his ego that leading a team to a championship, the better; and because I think VC is another bitch, although not on the same level.

My ideal situation would be Phoenix over Celtics, 4-0. I know that’s not a scientific analysis, but the truth is, the fun I get out of basketball is never about being right, unlike most fans on RealGM. I just want the good guys to win, and I hope one day the Raps are the good guys.

Mine is up! I haven’t had many run-ins with mods, but that’s just because I see the futility of it. A mod says the sky is green, you point out it’s not, you get a warning for being smarter than they are.

The Lebron’s Mom and Delonte thread has now been locked twice. Personally, I think it’s a non-story, but I can see how others would be interested in it.

Alfred originally locked Cavs Chemistry problems – Delonte West and Lebron’s Mom ? but then re-opened it when it went on the radio.

Delonte West Sleeping With LeBron James’s Mother Gloria Jame got locked almost right away. Ditto Delonte West Affair with Lebron’s mom?!?! 

Rhettmatic locked the latest thread with the explanation, “As of right now, we’re locking these threads everywhere (you’ll notice that similar threads on the General NBA board and other team sites have been locked). This actually isn’t a Raptors mod conspiracy.”

Well, not exactly a conspiracy, which refers to a harmful or illegal act, but in every other way, it defines conspiracy. The mods get together and conspire that no one is allowed to discuss this matter because they said so. As I’ve said before, it’s not a message board, it’s the mods personal message board.

I guarantee you there have been threads started by mods that would have been locked had they been started by a ballboy. They should remove the M from mod, and replace it with a G. I mean, is this any worse that Yogi’s “gurlz are hawt” threads?

Of course, the other alternative is that LeBron himself told the mods to ban this discussion.

Bosh for Tony Parker

The Raptors RealGM think tank is on the case in Tony Parker not untouchable; Right fit for Raptors?

It starts off kinda lamely with 62245 saying it’s not a trade thread. Apart from kidnapping him, I can’t see how the Raps would get him outside of a trade. But it was a smart move on 62245’s part because otherwise it would go in the wasteland thread known as Chris Bosh Sign and Trade Ideas and get lost forever in what is currently 64 pages and counting. (I understand the mods not wanting a 101 CB4 threads, but the ones that stand out should stand out in a thread of their own.)

According to ESPN, Spurs might be willing to trade Parker if they can “find a younger big man to pair with Tim Duncan”. A sign and trade to San Antonio would suit Bosh since a) it’s his home state, b) they are obviously aiming for a last championship or two before Duncan retires, c) he won’t have to worry about playing defence, and d) he’d get his money. Plus, with Duncan in his twilight years, Bosh could look at himself as the number one guy.

So, the question now becomes, would Parker fit in on the Raps. As 62245 points out off the bat, he’s fast (we need that), he scores (don’t really need it), he’d allow Hedo to take over more ball handling duties.

J_Dilla suggests we need more of a scoring SG/SF, but I think he’s missing the point. I mean, yeah, LeBron or Kobe would be great, but we can’t get ‘em. If Parker is offered, he might just be the BPA in a Bosh sign and trade. Along similar lines, bboyskinnlegs would like Collison, who put up great stats and is young. Great idea, but we won’t get him. And raptorballa suggests we go for Chris Paul. Perfect!

Quite a few posters refer to Parker’s “breaking down” or the fact that he’s old (at 27!), or the fact that he looks better next to Duncan than he would beside Bargnani, all of which which may be a consideration. However, you might also consider that he’s not breaking down, that 27 is young, and that he may actually make Bargnani better.

Dagger floats the interesting idea of a trade including the rights to Tiago Splitter. Is that guy ever coming over? He might. Toronto is in Canada, which is international and all. Then the Daggerman gets into the meat of it: if we add Parker, one or both of Calderon/Jack has to go. Jose’s contract could be a problem though. I like Jose, but I’d rather have Parker running the show. Parker/Jack would be awesome. Then again, if we keep Jose and Jack, how amazing would a backcourt of Calderon/Jack/Parker be late in the game? (I kid, although I’m sure Triano is drooling at the thought of that trio plus Hedo and Andrea. Five good ball handlers!)

hyped makes the point that we wouldn’t have to keep Parker. He could be traded to someone else for something more decent than we’d get for Bosh. (Although I’m not sure what he means by “you could literally flip Parker”. Literally?)

J-Roc with the “Parker has been looking slow. And he’s never figured out his jumpshot, so as his speed goes, so will he.” He could be right. Then again, as tecumseh18 points out, he’s nine years younger than Nash, who still has pretty good quicks. canguy20m makes a similar point about Jason Kidd. (Mind you, he is on early vacation despite having some great scorers to work with.) Franz Beckenbauer, the great German soccer player, once said, “I’m not the fastest from A to B, but then again, I never start at A.” It’s a gamble, to be sure, and I can just see the “I told you so” brigade coming out in full force if Parker doesn’t work (See Hedo, Jose, etc.), but considering what else is on the table, it’s a gamble I’d take.

I always have a lot of respect for Fairview4Life’s opinion. He seems to feel that Parker would be great alongside Bosh, but without Bosh, not so hot. Well, I disagree with the former concept. The best Raps play of the past four years always came when the ball was moving, and Bosh never figured out how to keep it moving. Furthermore, Bosh’s ability to make the opposition pay for the double teams is nonexistent. Take out Bosh, plug in Parker, and the ball movement would improve simply because Parker knows basketball.

Of course, there are the required mentions of Eva Longoria form the horny brigade, but that’s to be expected.

In other news, Maurizio Gherardini expects ‘Four or five new players for Raptors’. Should be a fun couple of months.

Thank you, dagger for starting the pre-apology thread (that is actually a series of threads that will continue through the spring and early summer) where we rip Colangelo a new asshole before we all apologize sometime before the season starts.

Last year the Apologize to BC thread actually appeared on July 8th, which allowed us to revel in how great the team would be for most of the summer. Mind you, one of the most vocal critics of Colangelo, Ripp, does not comment in that 22-page thread, probably because that wasn’t the username he was using last summer, and also because if he apologized, he might have to be happy about the state of the Raptors for a couple of weeks.

Raptorland is full of people who knew all along that things were going to turn bad. You know why? Because they always say everything is going to turn bad, or is bad, or always was bad. Then when one of the thousand things they took the glass-half-empty perspective on happens, they say, “See, I knew it.”

It’s the Raptors’ fan approach. In the old days, people enjoyed their team and they had an optimism for the coming season, the coming game, the coming playoffs, the coming draft, even the upcoming free-throw. The whole point was to enjoy following the team, and fans did this either through hoping that things would go well or through seeing things going well. (Let’s be honest, the past four years, the Raptors have had some thrilling times, even during the worst seasons.)

Not these days, not in Raptorland. In order to enjoy being a Raptor fan, first you have to predict failure, then you have to make sure you’re there as it’s happening (so you can rub it in the faces of people a.k.a. suckers, who had lived in hope, and make them feel like idiots for ever enjoying the team), then you have to analyze it to death for months and blame anyone associated with it.

I stopped taking part in game threads because it became a competition to see who could predict the earliest that the game was over and the Raps were going to lose. People would call the game, usually with some stupid cliché (“stick a fork in it”, etc.), in the third quarter of an 8-point blowout! Somehow Raptors fans believe they are experts if they are miserable.

When did that happen? When did the whole world change? Is the internet to blame? Is it Hedo’s fault that everyone in T.O. is miserable, or Jose’s? Actually, I think it’s that old thing where you make yourself look a little smarter by making everyone else look stupid.

So, to Ripp, Michael Grange, and anyone else who thinks they can do a better job than Colangelo, tell us your success story. Tell us what you’ve done with your life and why you haven’t been snapped up by the Raptors as the GM. Most of the successful people I know are way too busy and wouldn’t have the time to make 21+ posts a day at RealGM, but I’m sure you are the anomaly. And no, I’m not talking about Michael Grange there; he’s not nearly as prolific as Ripp, and basically writes a piece every now and then when the muse rouses him from his naps i.e. not often, since she’s also fond of the pillow. But in every other way, Grange is a typical Raptors fan.

The Silly Season

There’s not much happening in Raptorland, so we get threads like A former ballboy’s guide to rebelling against Mods and A retired mod’s guide to starting a thread in the summer by CanuckPete who was one of the more intelligent and reasonable mods before he retired. It’s a good list too. It pretty much covers 90% of the stupid things discussed.

alfie123 comments on the OT: Great Steve Nash article from ’95 thread: “For the love of God…Finally a GOOD post! I’ve been sifting through garbage on this forum for what feels like forever!” Hear hear! Good article too.

There’s a boring thread on ESPN panel assess Bosh free agency, sign and trade targets. It’s boring because they don’t get people who actually have a burning opinion that they simply have to get out there. Imagine asking a 20-year-old kid how he feels about the Beatles breaking up. He’d probably go, “Whatever, dude.” But put a camera on him and tell him millions of people are watching, He might ramble on about them being a historic banc and how they changed the world and it’s a damn shame, blah blah blah. These ESPN guys a) don’t give a rats ass and b) don’t really know what’s going on. Why do I care what they say?

pspot said, “Bowen was pretty sure he was coming back and from a player perspective (not media guy, not fan on a forum) I think that means something.” It means dick. Bowen as a player knows less than Doug Smith about Bosh or the Raptors. He probably spent all of two minutes this year thinking about it.

Oh, but there is a “Toronto perspective” by Zarar Siddiqi. Zarar also goes by the name Arsenalist due to his love of The Gunners in North London. Scroll through the pages of Raptors Republic and try to find something Arsenalist wrote that is positive about the Raptors. He doesn’t give a Toronto perspective. He gives his own perspective, and it’s always whiny.

A call supsersub15 a drama queen because his headlines are always so needy, so “look at me”. His Suns closer to re-sign Amare; Bosh become more valuable? thread isn’t actually a bad point to raise. If Miami can’t sign Stoudamire, Bosh might be next on their list. Then again, knowing Pat Reilly’s approach, beno might be right in saying, “It will take Bosh to get Wade to stay now. But I think they will go for Boozer.” Bear in mind that Reilly suggested he’d grab the first desirable player available though. It’s strange though that they are negotiating with Stoudamire in the middle of the playoffs. Shouldn’t he be thinking about basketball?

Wiz Khalifa asks, Is Blake Griffin Obtainable? Well, that’s an easy one. No.

theonlyeastcoastrapsfan hates LeBron James, and who can blame him? The self-appointed king said about the Raptors, “it just didn’t seem like they even wanted to make the playoffs at the end of the season.” I don’t care if it’s true, it was a stupid thing to say. Maybe he regretted it, just couldn’t confiscate all the tape recorders.

Apparently, the Miami Heat thinks it can sign Bosh outright. The writer says, “It has nothing to do with what Toronto wants. The Heat simply can sign Bosh into its cap space. Bosh then can go back to the Raptors and say, “I’m going to the Heat, but I can earn more if you want to get something back in a sign and trade.” What the Raptors want has absolutely nothing to do with the process. It’s what Bosh wants. Bryan Colangelo is Bosh’s pawn right now, nothing more.” I do believe that Bosh will choose one team he wants to join and tell Colangelo, see what you can get, and he won’t get much, and Bosh will be happy about that. He wants the team he’s destined for to be strong and for the Raptors to be weak. Obviously.

ATLTimekeeper opines, “They both said they’ll try to work together, so let’s hold them to their words until they prove otherwise.” And that makes no sense for Bosh, who, let’s be clear, has zero interest in helping Colangelo. The only reason he’s said what he said is so he can get more money. As was posted by David Thorpe in Thorpe chat wrap (On the Noah/Bosh S&T catch-22), “Bosh must want to have Noah next to him. It’s every scoring big’s dream to play with a talent like Noah.” You can switch out a myriad of names for Noah, depending on what team Bosh decides on.

Youngblood says, “LMAO @ the Raps not having any leverage. Just like Thorpe said, Chicago is not our only option.” I’m not sure how to break this to him, but we will have no options if Bosh decides to leave. It’s not like he’s gonna say, “I have no desire to go to any particular place. Send me anywhere you want.” Maybe Youngblood has never changed jobs. You actually go where you feel is going to be the best situation for you.

I hate the silly season. Please let these weeks fly.

Hush, Chris

It’s the silly season on RealGM. Hence topics like Has Bowling Ever Looked So Sexy? How about Tennis? Yogi’s tongue is probably still dragging in the gravel.

Or this one discussing Bosh’s recent twitter, although we can hardly blame the masses at RealGM for this. Bosh tweeted, "Been wanting to ask. Where should I go next season and why?" Uh huh.

He quickly changed it to: "”Ok… Let me rephrase the question. Should I stay or should I go?” Too late. The damage was done. It was like a wife asking her husband who she should fuck next, then upon seeing his reaction, saying, “I mean, should I fuck you or someone else?”

Raptors fans, you’ve been fucked.

All that needed to be said was said pretty much in the first few pages. rapsrealm said, “Keyword is go, meaning not staying.” Dagger: “Well, if he has to ask us, it means he has no burning desire for one particular location.” Right, including Toronto. Maritimer: “Tired of not hearing his name in the news?” A self-promoter? Chris Bosh? Never! C_money: “Wow thats not cool…”

 

Some insight from edgehead411: “But as fans, aren’t you guys pissed off about hims saying something like this? I thought he would give Bryan the first chance to prove that he will make moves to please bosh before the deadline. He’s pretty much saying ‘I can go anywhere I want, where should I go’.” Exactly. Forget the fans for a moment. Shouldn’t Colangelo be pissed off? Maybe not.

What if it has already been discussed between Bosh and Colangelo? Chris has said, “I’m leaving, boss.” Just don’t know where yet? Wasn’t it two weeks ago he pretty much suggested that Colangelo would have first dibs. I mean, there are two ways to interpret someone like Bosh or Wade saying that the team needs X and Y. One interpretation is, “We suck, and I’m outta here.” The other is, “Go get me some help; here’s what I need. If you can do that, we’ll talk.” If it’s the second, fair enough up to the point where you tweet, “Where should I go, sports fans?”

On the other hand, maybe the tweet was exactly what it seemed: the kind of thing the prettiest girl at school did when she went out with every guy just so she felt good about herself.

Anyway, my approach with such girls has always been to stay away from them, and that’s what I’m doing with Chris Bosh. As of those tweets, I could care less where he goes. He’s a child.

I want to like my sports personalities. I would rather have 12 guys who I admired, who fought, who focused on the things that are needed (like some defence from time to time), who get a bigger kick out of victory than stats, who give me a sense that they are representing me and my values when they are out there on the floor, and who don’t need constant stroking.

Think Steve Nash even if he’s not a gifted defender. Think Roy Halladay. Think Lionel Messi unless he becomes an asshole in the years to come.

Don’t think Ronaldo, Shaq, Lebron, or Bosh. I don’t care how talented they are; just like I don’t care how beautiful a girl is if she’s a goddam princess who’s always wondering, “Are they looking at me?” Just play the fucking game and play it hard and shut the hell up otherwise.

In the Toronto Sun, today, Bill Lankhof has a long article about Why the Raptors will always be losers. He makes some good points and gets some good ideas from people who seem to have credibility, but he’s essentially wrong.  This is why the Raps will always be losers.

Poor supersub15 had to read an article without numbers in it. He reacts as if he’s in the marines with his “A lot of mumbo-jumbo psycho crap. All you need is a little something called ‘accountability’.” Right, supes. Or a number cruncher who can analyze the effect of things like confidence, leadership, and initiative on performance.

Here’s a little statistic for you: In 2000, Roy Halladay put up an ERA of 10.64, the worst ERA in history among pitchers who threw at least 60 innings. Now, go read the biography of Roy Halladay and tell me he’s ever had a day in his life where he he didn’t hold himself accountable.

Now, to be fair, Lankhof wrote a one dimensional article. He took the stuff from the Raptors’ history and used it, leaving out a whole bunch of stuff that didn’t support his article. So, let’s just call him a hysterical woman who just realized her husband is cheating on her and she is screaming at him with all she’s got that this is just a symptom of what’s wrong.

And the RealGM think tank is the husband with his fingers in his ears, humming to drown out the sound. The sad thing is, RealGM perfectly mirrors the Raptors organization, and I’m wondering if what Lankhof suggests – that it’s a culture thing, and it comes from the top – is true, and if the malaise is starting to get to Bryan Colangelo as well.

I remember Colangelo’s first season,  when he brought in a bunch of new faces, and all the talk was about needing time to gel. After 10 games, the Raps were 2-8, and some reporter suggested to Colangelo that it was normal, they needed more time, etc. Colangelo said 2-8 is not acceptable, that they should be doing better than this even with the changes.

I didn’t hear that attitude this year. I think there’s something wrong, and it starts with this fingers-in-the-ear attitude.

lucky777s makes a good post that balances out Lankhof’s piece to some extent. lucky777s talks about the “Isiah Thomas / Bitove Jr ownership team”, who did appear to have passion, but were forced out by Slaight, who appeared to be more interested in the Raptors as a money-making vehicle. As a fan, you might want someone more akin to Mark Cuban.

But who is the owner now? Can you see him at games, or walking down the street. Well, yeah, kind of. In fact, just walk into any school in Ontario and you can talk to one of the owners. They’re right there in the classrooms telling the kids about he Norwegian leather industry, or asking them to solve for Y.

They may not even know two of the players on the team though.

lucky777s talks about some of the players that Grunwald brought in after Isiah left, and yeah, he’s right, they had pride in themselves, So, does Bosh and Jarret Jack and Demar Derozan. It doesn’t matter if the organization itself doesn’t have a mission statement that says, “…to win the NBA championship”.

It has to come from the top. I’ve worked in places where you get in there and only after you’re inside do you realize the losing mentality that exists, and it continues to exist because it’s allowed to, and you become part of it until there comes a day that you don’t even see it anymore. New people come in and they mention it, and you just shrug your shoulders and say “Hey, man, whatever” like you just smoked a doobie.

gerrit4 wants “a player like Artest, Stephen Jackson, or Corey Maggette. There needs to be a strong culture to keep players within their roles.” (I don’t know what he’s thinking there.) But he goes on to say they will never come here till we win a championship. That’s what I mean by the loser mentality filtering down. It’s gone past the players and into the fans.

To wit: “So we missed the playoffs, big deal. We missed it by one game, and it would have been a disaster if we’d have made it.” So says orbesnet but almost anyone could have made that statement, including some members of the Raptors, although they would have done it privately. He goes on to say “When’s the last time the leafs made the playoffs?” which is such a loser mentality, I wouldn’t even know where to start.

BBman only has 11 posts, maybe the losing mentality hasn’t infected him yet. He thinks it was “one of the best articles Mr. Lankoff has ever written”, and goes on to talk about the Oak Man. I would agree that Oakley was a divine leader. He just had an attitude that made people follow him, and no one questioned him, not ever.

There was another guy who seemed to make a difference: Garbajosa. The guy was relatively unathletic, not really all that skilled, not all that strong, and smoked cigarettes. Yet, the Raptors played better when he was there, and Mike D’Antoni, basically said that any team Garbajosa played on was better when he was on the court even though Garbo was never the best player on the court.

Maybe this is why Colangelo so often refers to the end of the Garbo era when talking about how things went wrong for the Raps. He had himself and a player of influence within the team who seems to have made players better.

ldnk writes, “I’m going to write a follow-up blog. "Why the Toronto Sun is barely a newspaper". It’s borderline tabloid and melodrama headlines annoy me.” Blah blah blah. Scott Carefoot says the Raps are better than the Clipper and the Warriors. Big deal. “I get it, though. Hyperbole sells, drives pageivews and generates massive threads on message boards.” I hate how he condemns other writers for not writing like he does. Again, it’s the loser mentality: put down others rather than raise your own game. He later asks, “Would this column had (sic) been written if the Raptors hadn’t missed the playoffs by one game?” In other words, a 41-41 record would have been acceptable. Mediocrity rules!

goodfella1977 says, “The team is desperately lacking that veteran leadership that will pull everyone together.” That may be true, but I think it’s possible there are players on the current Raps who could lead, if other key players hadn’t bought into the notion that the status quo is kind of okay. I mean, the people who own the team are happy, aren’t they? Attendance is at an all-time high the past few years.

roundhead0 says, “it’s one thing to have "pride" or mental toughness. But basketball is still fundamentally about execution, and that includes the physical part and the X’s and O’, I don’t care how mentally tough you are: if you are not quick enough to stop the guy with the ball, then you’re going to have a problem.” All true, but you think they couldn’t have done 10% more with the right attitude? And that 10% would have made the difference, especially during that 20-game run after the all-star break.

JMP_JMP says, “Good point…but if we’d made the playoffs, it would just be prolonging the pain for four games.” No, you’re missing the point. It’s not about getting a few lucky rolls and squeaking out a few more wins. It’s about believing that you are better, and good enough to contend with the Cavs, which they showed they were in the regular season, when they have their heads screwed on right.

WaltFrazier, who I haven’t seen around in a while, thinks “If Jose throws the pass a little higher and we beat the Nets in that playoff series, how different would all this talk be?” What kind of talk is that. To paraphrase Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, “you know what you’ll be saying – a bunch of losers sittin’ around in a bar. ‘Oh yeah. I used to be a basketball player. It’s a tough racket. If only I’d thrown that pass a little higher.’” There were a hundred other points in that game (and many others) that could have made all this talk different.

Kevin Willis lists excuse after excuse for the Raps, like a good fan, and like the players and management did during the final interviews. Bravo. Now stick your fingers in your ears and hum “I’m not listening”.

dacrusha finally says it: “Everything always starts at the top with ownership. You’ve got the Donald Sterlings and James Dolans of the world… and then you have the Mark Cubans, Peter Holts and Jerry Buss’s of the world. Raptors don’t even have a single owner that anyone can identify with… they’re run like an unwanted step-child of some giant conglomerate that only cares about the bottom line.” He’d make a great husband!

Indiana Jones, most famous for calling Bosh a pansy because he went to the hospital with a displaced nasal fracture and a broken maxilla, doesn’t place too much truck in the mental approach to the game. He probably thinks Halladay lacked athleticism and talent too. Indiana Jones is the poster boy for self-indulgent posts.

albedo attacks Lankhof for saying that “At the professional level, athletes are all fairly equal in talent.” He’s right, it was a stupid thing to say, but it’s like the husband who instead of listening to why his wife is hurt, he picks up on the stupid parts of what she says when she’s hysterical, and attacks them. He also attacks psychologists for thinking that the mind plays the most important part in winning games. I mean, fair point. Even with my best attitude and LeBron’s worst, LeBron would beat me one-on-one, but we’re talking about gifted athletes playing 82 games, not me going one-on-one with James. Please don’t tell me that Raps didn’t have an extra 5 or 6 wins in them if they brought the right stuff night in, night out.

Anyway, this thread only reached three pages even though the article was posted a good 14 hours ago, and the reason it’s not as popular as, for example, Yogi’s secksy avatar thread is because people don’t understand this. There are no numbers attached to mental attitude for an entire organization.

Paraphrasing Alec Baldwin again, “follow my advice and fire their fucking asses because a loser is a loser.” But how do you fire the owners?

Sometimes I think RealGM is nothing more than a place for people to vent, a cheaper option than a shrink. I can understand the think tank coming together when something big happens, like a trade, but it seems as if it doesn’t matter how little news there is, or even if there’s no news. They – the thread starters – just keep sifting until they find something.

For example, a paragraph by Jeff Blair elicited a four-page thread. Now, Jeff Blair, God bless him, is the equivalent of the old guy who screams at kids to get off his lawn. He doesn’t really do anything more than transcribe his passing thoughts onto paper. He doesn’t focus on any particular sport, so when he does release these passing thoughts into our atmosphere, he’s not exactly providing us with informed opinions.

As a sidebar to this thread about the Raptors choking, it’s revealed that Calderon got booed while attending a Jays game. Sad, but still not the kind of thing that would make the average basketball fan rush to the internet for more info. Except on a slow news day.

Then we have the "Bargs tells Bosh to GTFO — this is my house now" thread. This kind of headline is huge in the British tabloids. Training school for the journalists consists of asking athletes a question, then framing the answer to make it controversial.

Basically, what happened was, a journalist asked Bargnani, if Bosh leaves are you ready to step up. Bargnani probably said, of course. “Okay but I need you to say it. I can’t quote you saying ‘yeah’. Can you say it please.”

So, Andrea said, "If Chris will leave I am ready to be the franchise player: I was never scared by responsibilities".

Ha! decided that wasn’t dramatic enough, so he chopped a few words. Now, we have Bargnani making a declaration rather than answering a question. “I am ready to be the franchise player!”

Do I hear a drama queen parade heading this way?

Oh yes. That’s what that sound is all right. Shockingly, It’s The Duke who starts things off: “So can we yall now put your thoughts about Colangelo trading him to bed yet?” Not that anyone actually thought he’d be traded, but here’s the thing. A reporter asked Bargnani a hypothetical question, which perhaps Bargnani should have answered with, “That’s a hypothetical question, let’s wait and see what happens.” But instead he answered it. It doesn’t mean that Colangelo has decided a) to get rid of Bosh or b) to hand Bargnani the keys to the franchise. He could sign and trade for a key wing player and make that guy the franchise, for example. Or there could be no franchise player at this point. Not every team has one.

Never mind that, we’re now locked into a thread where Bargnani is the number one guy, and we get guys like Harry Palmer throwing out comments like “Look out world.” Look out, indeed because here comes Reignman. “

So I’m just going to go ahead and say that the "plan" really was to **** Bosh over with the worst possible team built around him forcing him to leave so that BC could hand over the reigns to his butt buddy. Nice, nepotism at it’s finest. I bet in any Bosh SnT BC looks for a defensive / rebounding C to put next to Bargs, how **** ironic would that be? Honestly, this team is DONE, thought we were finally getting out of laughing stock status but we’re going to be laughed at even more than anytime in the past. Bryan should be fired if this is what happens next season but I’m sure the dwindling gate receipts will take care of that sooner rather than later.”

So, Colangelo should now be fired because Bargnani answered a hypothetical question.

Fairview4Life tells Reignman he’s being absurd, and what normally happens when you meet someone who’s being absurd? Of course, you continue the conversation. I mean, sure, if it’s your wife, you better continue the conversation. You can’t tell her she’s absurd and walk away: that’s a recipe for divorce. But a poster named Reignman? Oh well, at least we get to see some of Fariview’s acerbic wit.

The thread can be summed up by this post on page 3 by Dagger: “Bargnani was asked a question. He answered it. Everyone on RealGM has a view of whether Chris is staying or going, so do you really expect the media to pretend it isn’t a distinct possibility?” Thanks for playing, everyone, and enjoy the good weather.

Instead it goes on for 22 pages (so far).

There is one interesting aspect of the thread. James_Raptors posts a lot in it. My perception is that he’s created 50 posts in the last couple of days. Yet he only has 578 posts, not a lot for someone who has been a member for 15 months. In one of the rare insights into the non-RealGM side to his life, he reveals: “I’ve had to deal with multiple amputations, plantar fasciitus and bone spurs in my feet for the past two years. I’ve had lots of treatment done on them, including two treatments of Shock Wave Therapy. Trust me, the injury (at least in my case) is not easy to deal with. It really limits my mobility (I sometimes have to crawl instead of walking) and can be very painful. It doesn’t help that I’m a big man (6’7 and 290lbs) so all that weight pounding down on my feet is rough…”

In fiction, we call this a three-dimensional character. Unlike this thread. Slow news days will create this kind of thing, though. Just as Doug Smith. 

The mods

The Raptors forum has two kinds of moderators: the kind who keep the board coherent, and the kind who just love the power.

Ozzy took the time to vist my blog and even commented: “Stop hatin cause we banned you noob.” ‘hater’ is the word thrown around the forum and it refers to someone who just hates someone on the team no matter what they do. If Bosh scores 40 and pulls down 20 rebounds, he’s a stat filler. But sometimes it means, “I don’t agree with you”. I understand Ozzy being upset since I basically called him a dummy, but he’s so out there sometimes. Who takes RealGM this seriously? hahaha. Look at your post count, man. He’s working on a message board that is making money from his work, and he’s doing it for free. That’s a pretty serious commitment to a ‘message board’.

Now, Schadenfreude, I love that guy. He’s smart, contributes often, has a great moniker, a great avatar, and he never seems to stand out in a bad way. One time when I complained about a thread made by a certain mod, Schadenfreude wrote to thank me for saying my piece. He even signed it with his real name. I appreciated that.

In the thread about my blog, he noted the irony of blogging about blogging about blogging.

Fairview4Life is one of my top five favourite posters, he’s so grounded, and I love the vitriol he directs to the less intelligent posters. He notes how pathetic it is to have 25K posts in five years. Think about that. That’s more than 13 posts a day for five years. But they’re always worth stopping for.

I love ZKS_STAL’s line: “he’s right on the money about this: mods make threads on here which they would lock if they weren’t made by mods. and it probably has everything to do with them being pimply 17 year old jerkoffs :)“ Watchit, lad, you might have a ban in your future.

(BTW Ozzy, no, I’m not banned. I know how to walk right up the cliff edge in RealGM without falling over. I do think, though, that it’s probably killing him that he can’t ban me. Fortunately, his powers end at the door to RealGM. I see Try took credit for this blog and has been waived. I feel bad about that.)

Thanks, ruckus, for the compliment.

Darth figures that if I “hate yogi”, there’s probably a clue as to which poster I am, which has to be a huge joke. Yogi is the second most hated mod at RealGM, and I think that’s an injustice. Ozzy only deserves second place: he actually contributes most of the time. Later Darth guesses I’m Harry Palmer. Is my writing really that circular? I kinda like HP but essentially he’s a good debater. He wins his arguments because he’s smart; he could just as easily argue the other side and still come out on top.

Charger takes a shot at Scott Carefoot: “Do you always have to mention that you have a job in sports? It honestly gets a little tiresome. I’d say about 80-90% of your posts mention something about your career, are you insecure? We get it Scott, you work at the Score…congrats :clap:“ I agree. The thing is, I like Scott. He’s cute like a puppy. If only he wouldn’t piss all over the floor. Scott says, “it’s much easier to take a shot at me than look at the context of my post, right?” Fair point. But then he goes on to piss all over the carpet: “Yes, sometimes the mods post stuff that other people wouldn’t be allowed to. Guess what? That’s how it works. Mommy and daddy get to do things that the kids don’t. When you have your own message board and when the kids grow up and move out to their own place, then you can do whatever you want.”

What an idiot! This board is as good as it is because of the posters. Yes, the mods do some dirty work that has to be done, like combining 10 PG threads into one, but when they take the approach that they are mommy and daddy and they can do what they want, well, he obviously doesn’t know how to raise kids.

itbobby007, another decent mod, locks the thread, presumably because it had nothing to do with basketball, and I shall do the same with this post here, but not before I give a shout out to  34_fifty. My friend, it’s not quantity that matters, it’s quality.

The press conference we waited for arrived on Monday when the high-collared Bryan Colangelo stepped onto the podium. It was more than an hour long, so if you didn’t have an hour to spend, go to page 33 of the thread, where DSWC kindly summarized the whole thing.

If you don’t have a couple more hours to waste on reading the whole thread, check out the thread on Bruce Arthur’s piece in The National Post and then read what everyone has to say on Dave Feschuk’s piece.

Major Giz started the Arthur thread with a side swipe at the quality of The Post. Dagger, raps4life, and alysomji defend The Post, with the latter claiming that Arthur “is the second or third highest quality local writer on the Raps, IMHO”. I don’t think Arthur takes a back seat to anyone, actually.  ATLTimekeeper thinks there’s a huge drop off after Grange, but Arthur is a good writer who does tons of research. Grange is good, just not as good. I think someone on RealGM once said how great Grange is after a particularly good couple of articles, and even though he never maintained that pace, his reputation is golden. As a wordsmith, even Feschuk beats him.

Arthur questions Colangelo’s “trust me” line, and quite rightly. Why should we? He’s had one good year out of four after coming into a pretty good situation. On the other hand, of the thousands of posters on RealGM, not many questioned Colangelo’s decisions at the time he made them. They cheered the Kapono signing, the Calderon contract, and even the Hedo signing. I really believe these guys on RealGM know their basketball, just like I believe Colangelo does, and they were right: the moves did look like they were good ones. But, as Bosh said in his press conference, the moves didn’t work out, who would have thought it?

The good Dr Mufasa points out that Arthur’s most interesting point is that “our defense is declining every year.” When you think about it, they talk every pre-season about focusing on defence. Probably one of the reasons for sacking Sam Mitchell was that he complained about the roster Colangelo assembled. I mean, the guy was coach of the year and only a game under .500 when the axe fell. And Triano was much worse for the rest of the season without facing the ire of the GM. His reward? A three year contract. This year, he was a two games below sea level and has been told to carry on.

Not that I’m against the idea of keeping Triano one more year – you need some stability. But clearly the rosters and coaching staffs Colangelo has assembled are lacking in the fundamental skills needed to play defence, and the most troubling aspect is, as Arthur states, it’s getting worse. At some point, something has to be done – either change the personnel or the system i.e. the coaches.

Feschuk took a different approach to Arthur, focusing in Colangelo’s tendency to be a very good seller of vaporware.  He goes even deeper into the organisation and aims at MLSE. What followed was a spirited debate from the think tank at RealGM, and most surprising was that a number of posters backed Feschuk’s tirade.

As I said before, journalists should represent the readers, not the basketball organization. Having been in Doug Smith’s position, I know how easy it is to associate more closely with the people you see every day as opposed to the readers, who you never have to face. Doug Smith has a tendency to get very surly with his readers when they question the commitment of people in the Raptors’ organisation. I always find myself screaming “fuck you” at Smith when he does this. The readers are is bread and butter; he should know this.

Feschuk writes as if he doesn’t care about anyone within the Raptors. Many posters think he’s just an angry man, but having written to him, I never get that impression. He’s angry, all right. He’s pissed that the Raptors don’t give back to their public in equal amounts that they expect to receive. “Don’t boo us,” says Bosh and Calderon. Screw you! We’ll boo if you play like you don’t give a crap. Yeah, I know, they sweat like crazy on the floor, but maybe, just maybe, the reason they’re playing like crap is because of the work they didn’t do behind the scenes where we can’t see.

Thankfully, Feschuk, the non-appeaser, is finally getting some recognition from the think tank. Not from everyone, but it’s at least 50-50 now.

A huge part of the in-RealGM debate revolved around the spending of money. Clutch Carter starts it off, stating that the MLSE shouldn’t be faulted for making money. True. It’s a business. Zarko asks if we think it’s the MLSE’s goal to win a championship? Another good point. I guess the real question is, does it make financial sense for an organisation to spend what it takes to win a championship? It does for the New York Yankees because their TV revenues are huge. It clearly does for the Lakers, and did for the Bulls when Jordan was there. But what about small-market teams like Cleveland, who lost $20 million last year?

Now, many will tell you that Toronto is the fourth biggest market in North America. Others (including Colangelo in the press conference) will tell you that the Raptors is Canada’s only NBA team, and so it has that entire market. The problem is, Toronto is a hockey town, and Canada is a hockey country. Witness the Blue Jays and compare their attendance record this year with their winning seasons in the late 80s and early 90s. It’s not about the population of the metropolis; it’s about the basketball (or baseball) loving cross-section. The Maple Leafs can lose and still draw sellout crowds. I’m not sure the Raps can do that. The Blue Jays certainly can’t.

On the other hand, if they go to the Lakers’ level of salaries, can they make a profit or will they be like Cleveland. The playoffs bring in extra revenue, but will it bring in enough revenue? Fil posted that since Colangelo came on board, income is way up for the Raptors. I once worked for a trade publisher who was number two in his market segment, and he believed that number two was the place to be, that it costs too much money to be number one. Colangelo has provided us with a sub-500 team, and the place is making lots of money. Can you think of any business anywhere that would fire him, or allow him to change the model.

Probably not, but Colangelo may see that that is short-term foolishness. He may point to the Blue Jays as an example of what could happen to the Raps financially if the team doesn’t at least look like it’s going to win sometime soon. Toronto loves winners, and unless you’re a hockey team, they have no time for losers.

So perhaps, Salted Meat is right that MLSE is trying to sell its fans “the hope of a winning franchise.” I’m just not sure that will fly for very long.

Fil weighs in again, warning that spending money for the sake of spending is no good if you buy the wrong pieces. He points to The Knicks as an example of a team that overpaid for poor players. They may do it again this summer. With all that money to spend, free agents may just ask for a little more than the would from someone like The Clippers. And if Lebron, Wade, Johnson, and Bosh are not available, Donnie Walsh might just pony up and put the franchise back to where it has been the past few years – all capped out with a crappy team.

Many posters make the valid point that with the salary cap structure within the NBA, you can’t just spend money. You need a Fruitman in your camp to come up with cunning ways to play the salary cap game. It’s not going to be easy. But at least they can sign their own free agents, such as Bosh, Amir, and Wright, if they want to.

One area where I disagree with the naysayers is where they say this is a 40-win team and will remain one unless major changes are made. For one thing, I think if Weems plays like he did the last 20 games, the team will be better. Calderon and Hedo have to play better next year. If Bosh comes back, that’s another plus. DeRozen should be better. Amir was just coming into his own down the stretch too. If Triano learned anything at all, if Colangelo can bring in something good through a trade, and if the drafted player turns out to be anything at all, the team has to be better. Just one more game better probably gets them into the playoffs.

So maybe we shouldn’t trust Colangelo. Maybe we should trust the fact that this team, this franchise will be better next year. It has to be.

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